Limericks:

There once was a perfect society,

the citizens had little anxiety

they lived in sweet peace

no need for police;

a community blind with propriety.

There once was a man from St. Louis

His actions were utterly clueless

he had a dream

ran out of steam

he realized his life was quite fruitless.

There once was a man from Shang-La

he lived with his wife in great awe

they had a small baby,

they never said maybe

Soon there were 12 of them, waah

Extended Limericks:

There once was a man who was happy enough

He couldn’t deny that his true love was stuff

he was quite depressed

--society still progressed

he then realized his life was a terrible bluff.

There once was an inspired young man

Who thought of an extravagant plan,

he never would worry,

he needn't not scurry,

He was a part of the Ku Klux Klan.